The one that got away.

The one that got away.

It’s amazing what they can with special effects. I wasn’t even in this room. I was in front of a green screen in Hollywood.

It’s amazing what they can with special effects. I wasn’t even in this room. I was in front of a green screen in Hollywood.

I told him to wear the snake skin jacket and he laughed. When Sanke Eyes came our way I was the one laughing.

I told him to wear the snake skin jacket and he laughed. When Sanke Eyes came our way I was the one laughing.

Overheard on the set of NEXT

  • Me: you need to step it up today
  • The hair: me? What about you?
  • Me: I've been nailing every take...you're the one who keeps looking like some sort of Bono nightmare
  • The hair: that's a low blow and you know it
  • Me: I know...I'm sorry
  • The hair: let's just say we both need to bring our A game today
  • Me: go team Cage!
  • The hair: go! fight! win!
After this acting gig is done in 2020, I am going to swim in that pool and climb to the top of that monument.

After this acting gig is done in 2020, I am going to swim in that pool and climb to the top of that monument.

You know you’ve made it when people mock you. Mom always told me that to be talked bad about is better than to not be talked about at all.

You know you’ve made it when people mock you. Mom always told me that to be talked bad about is better than to not be talked about at all.

The things we’ll do for money…not a high point in my life.

The things we’ll do for money…not a high point in my life.

Exclusive shot of me in the upcoming movie Kick Ass. You’ll have to wait to see my style, but the length is short and they accessorized me with glasses.

Exclusive shot of me in the upcoming movie Kick Ass. You’ll have to wait to see my style, but the length is short and they accessorized me with glasses.

To be young again…you know you want to make this your desktop.

To be young again…you know you want to make this your desktop.